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Gordon Beckham's hair...
Just slept with Brent Morel's hair's girlfriend.
Just slept with Brent Morel's hair's girlfriend's hair.
Very much wants, but may no longer be able, to fight this feeling anymore, owing to the power and scope of the aforementioned feeling.
Is getting the job done, provided the "job" in question is sleeping with Brent Morel's hair's girlfriend and his hair's girlfriend's hair.
Totally wouldn't have just grounded into that effing double play, Gordon Beckham.
Brought Gordon Beckham into this world, and won't hesitate -- not even for a second -- to take him out of it.